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{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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Jean-Joseph Sue was a French surgeon and anatomist.
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Ranidel Rozal de Ocampo is a Filipino former professional basketball player and assistant coach for the TNT Tropang 5G of the Philippine Basketball Association (PBA). He played for FedEx and Talk 'N Text as well as the Philippine national basketball team. He is the younger brother of basketball player Yancy de Ocampo.
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