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{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Do You Wanna Get Funky","displaytitle":"Do You Wanna Get Funky","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q56412673","titles":{"canonical":"Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky","normalized":"Do You Wanna Get Funky","display":"Do You Wanna Get Funky"},"pageid":61498328,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/C%2BC_Music_Factory-Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/C%2BC_Music_Factory-Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky.jpg","width":317,"height":314},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290099643","tid":"b4391850-2f6f-11f0-8aa0-9ea63165a062","timestamp":"2025-05-12T20:28:46Z","description":"1994 single by C+C Music Factory","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Do_You_Wanna_Get_Funky"}},"extract":"\"Do You Wanna Get Funky\" is a song by American dance music group C+C Music Factory featuring vocals from Martha Wash, Zelma Davis, and Trilogy. It was both written and produced by David Cole and Robert Clivillés, and released in July 1994 by Columbia Records as the lead single from the group's second album, Anything Goes! (1994). The single reached number 40 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and topped both the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart and the Canadian RPM Dance/Urban chart. In Europe and Oceania, it was a hit in several countries, peaking at number two in New Zealand, number five in Finland, number 11 in Australia, and number 18 in the Netherlands. Keir McFarlane directed the song's music video, featuring the artists performing in a nightclub. \"Do You Wanna Get Funky\" was awarded one of ASCAP's Rhythm & Soul Awards in 1995.","extract_html":"
\"Do You Wanna Get Funky\" is a song by American dance music group C+C Music Factory featuring vocals from Martha Wash, Zelma Davis, and Trilogy. It was both written and produced by David Cole and Robert Clivillés, and released in July 1994 by Columbia Records as the lead single from the group's second album, Anything Goes! (1994). The single reached number 40 on the US Billboard Hot 100 and topped both the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play chart and the Canadian RPM Dance/Urban chart. In Europe and Oceania, it was a hit in several countries, peaking at number two in New Zealand, number five in Finland, number 11 in Australia, and number 18 i