{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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