{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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The Night of the Tanks, also known as the Tanquetazo, was a military episode that occurred in Venezuela on 26 October 1988, during the government of Jaime Lusinchi, while he was out of the country and shortly before the general elections in the country, when a column of 26 Dragon armored vehicles (V-100) were mobilized from Fort Tiuna to the area of the Miraflores Presidential Palace in downtown Caracas, for no apparent reason.
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