{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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Joe's Bar and Grill is a dive bar in Seattle's Chinatown–International District, in the U.S. state of Washington.
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{"type":"standard","title":"The Wump World","displaytitle":"The Wump World","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7776372","titles":{"canonical":"The_Wump_World","normalized":"The Wump World","display":"The Wump World"},"pageid":1707146,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Wump_World.jpg","width":272,"height":367},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Wump_World.jpg","width":272,"height":367},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275127537","tid":"dd4a04bb-e83e-11ef-9b1c-f12b5ed2f546","timestamp":"2025-02-11T06:10:17Z","description":"Book by Bill Peet","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wump_World","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wump_World?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wump_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Wump_World"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wump_World","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Wump_World","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wump_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Wump_World"}},"extract":"The Wump World (1970) is a children's book by American writer Bill Peet that takes place on an imaginary planet. It is about the near destruction of the only habitat of creatures known as Wumps. These Wumps look somewhat like a cross between a capybara and a moose.","extract_html":"
The Wump World (1970) is a children's book by American writer Bill Peet that takes place on an imaginary planet. It is about the near destruction of the only habitat of creatures known as Wumps. These Wumps look somewhat like a cross between a capybara and a moose.
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Balwyn Football Club","displaytitle":"Balwyn Football Club","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16950145","titles":{"canonical":"Balwyn_Football_Club","normalized":"Balwyn Football Club","display":"Balwyn Football Club"},"pageid":40404614,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Balwyn_tigers_logo.png","width":221,"height":178},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Balwyn_tigers_logo.png","width":221,"height":178},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282722481","tid":"93bd2694-0b9a-11f0-92e4-f798643d872f","timestamp":"2025-03-28T06:04:58Z","description":"Australian rules football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwyn_Football_Club","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwyn_Football_Club?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwyn_Football_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Balwyn_Football_Club"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwyn_Football_Club","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Balwyn_Football_Club","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balwyn_Football_Club?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Balwyn_Football_Club"}},"extract":"The Balwyn Football Club is an Australian rules football club located in the eastern Melbourne suburb of Balwyn. Known as the \"Tigers\", the club fields senior teams in the Eastern Football League which it joined in 2007.","extract_html":"
The Balwyn Football Club is an Austral